i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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