Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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