I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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