you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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