Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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