Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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