I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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