I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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