Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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