Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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