I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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