I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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