Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
we're so committed to being not committed
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