If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
