I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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