ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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