WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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