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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, she has braces

(240): View more from Maryland

i meant the dude w the ponytail.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I am in a vortex of obligation.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.

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(408): View more from California

i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.

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(602): View more from Arizona

One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music

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(206): View more from Washington

too bad burritos don't cuddle back

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