I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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