I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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