At least make sure they are 18
Why
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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