Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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