found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Randomize
