So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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