just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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