Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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