What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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