Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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