If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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