And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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