Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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