Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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