so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
is it fun? or sober?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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