ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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