i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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