I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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