we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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