stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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