just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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