Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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