love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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