Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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