Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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