I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
