apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
its not stalking. its research.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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