i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
no more duck duck goose at the bar
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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