"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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