Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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