what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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