Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
