how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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