Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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