I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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