I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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