just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
