He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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