Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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