Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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