Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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