I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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